Apparently, some Nigerians think a thief has shape-shifted into a goat, and their local police force has been forced to take it into custody!
[This might explain a lot... After all, Harriet Harperson can't be human - perhaps she's that famous Sudanese goat that was married off to some peasant after he was caught, ahem, engaging in marital relations with it. Might explain her hatred of men and the idea that they might enjoy having sex...
On the other hand, maybe she's just a man-hating lesbian who has been forced into a sham marriage with a 'man' (using the widest definition of 'man' possible, given that it is Jack Dromey we're talking about here...)...]
Anyhooo... it's just so easy to go off-topic when it comes to the utter cunts that 'Govern' our country...
I think the point of raising this - apart from the fact that it's a tad amusing - was that it could never happen here... could it?
Personally, I'm not so sure... with the Government's anti-Darwinian scheme to reduce average intelligence, otherwise known as the 'Welfare State', funded by piling ever more taxes on hard-working individuals (whether they have families or not), whilst the likes of Paul Myners get rich courtesy of the taxpayer (via shorting banks, something which he is now slagging off, the hypocritical cunt) and pay very little tax...
And the outcome? How about this, for starters...
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The mighty Brendan Burns once said that the penalty for fucking a goat should be fucking another goat.
Without personal experience of fucking a goat, I couldn't comment on whether being forced to fuck one would be a punishment...
However, being forced to do it in front of a laughing, baying crowd might constitute punishment - I think we should try that one with Splash Gordon...
Though, no doubt, some animal rights nutter would complain about the use of a goat - funded, no doubt, by our great government...
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