Prime Minister Gordon Brown announced today that the new Polly Pill,
revealed 'exclusively' on the Al-Jabeeba website this week, will be made available immediately on the NHS, on a compulsory basis, to all
voters citizens, despite concerns about side-effects.
The
Chancellor One-eyed Scottish
cunt Prime Minister said, '
Ve have been looking for vays of making you pork, I mean, we have been looking for ways to neutralise opposition and ensure the re-election of a
National Socialist Labour government, and this is perfect. It will
not benefit hard-working families throughout
the Socialist Republic of Scotland the UK.
Named after legendary Guardian columnist Polly Toynbee, once the new Polly Pill has been taken, the patient immediately begins to spout
left-wing bollocks reasonable, 'liberal' views, and will immediately believe everything that Gordon Brown says, including the
delusion obvious point that he is the Saviour of the World, John the Baptist to Barack Obama's Jesus.
Concerns about side-effects - including allegations of the development of SHS (Severe Hypocrisy Syndrome), usually involving earning large sums of money for writing bollocks whilst pretending to represent 'the poor', and taking regular flights to a second home abroad whilst condemning those who fly abroad for their one holiday a year for causing global warming - have been dismissed by those close to the Prime Minister, who point out that the Polly Pill is believed to reduce the incidence of Conservative voting by as much as 50%, and that, therefore, the benefits hugely outweigh any risks.
